Cancel those travel plans

Hell no: This year's Austin City Limits Fest has released its schedule. Looks brutal. Fest-goers have to choose between Andrew Bird and Steve Earle; Wilco and My Morning Jacket; LCD and M.I.A.; Muse and Arctic Monkeys; QOTSA and Spoon; and, worst of all, Arcade Fire and White Stripes! Meanwhile, there are daytime stretches with no real conflicts at all. What gives? At least no one's conflicting with Dylan. Just back off, people. Give the man some room.