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HELL YES: He found his way out of the closet, but now he's trapped in an answering machine. Yeah yeah, by now, everyone knows that you can dial up R. Kelly and hear him plug his forthcoming record, but how many of you have actually called it? It's weird, it's way overlong and the quality is terrible, but like Kelly himself, it has its own goofy charm, knowhatimsayin'? The album definitely sounds like a strictly hip-hop affair, but there are some slow jamz for all you ladies. Call (312) 278-3965. Do it. "Y'all gonna love it -- mentally and physically."